The names Joe's Kitchen™, Didja Know?™ and content herein is the property
of Joe Stutler - an H. s. sapiens
currently residing in the state of Iowa (he's
kinda short, so you may not see him with all the tall corn in the way).
Joe's Kitchen™ is represented by Joe or whomever he designates by law (as
symbolized by his bestowing the Spork of Authority™ upon said designee). Unauthorized
use of the name or content jeopardizes Joe's goals and is liable to irritate him
significantly - not such a good idea (especially
if he's not on his meds). Such usage and/or
misrepresentation involving this name may result in a world of hurt for
the 'alleged' perps. The contents of the web-site are the property of
Joe. Use of the text and images on this web-site without the permission of
Joe (or his aforementioned legal representative) may be considered grounds for the opening of one or more cans of whoop-ass
and releasing the contents of said cans in the miscreant's general direction (at
a minimum...trust me, you don't want to go there). You
may contact Joe at joe@joeskitchen.biz,
or the Web-Guru at webguru@joeskitchen.biz for permission to use material or for further
questions or concerns.
For further information regarding our policies, please
send a message to info@joeskitchen.biz
and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. We reserve the right to ignore
bloody stupid messages (such
determination is made at Joe's discretion, not yours),
and we reserve the right to publish any and all submissions (don't
say you weren't warned).